daffodilitis

Daffodilitis is a growing concern today among many people. Daffodilitis has a wide range of symptoms and many, many cases, but basically it can be defined as one being unable to perform or act with courage and pride and a desire to not look like a complete and total wussy. Most cases are usually accompanied by some sort of blame to take away from the fact that they're complete failures; performing in a very unmanly fashion.

Jeff: "Hey, why isn't anyone working out today?"
Nevada: "Because they've all been stricken with daffodilitis."

Nevada: "Hey what's wrong? Why are you wearing those gloves?"
Leroy: "Because I might hurt my hands."
Nevada: "Sounds like a case of daffodilitis to me."

by Nevada January 26, 2006

diaffodadam

Die In A Flaming Fire Of Death And Destruction And Mayhem

I wish spammers would diaffodadam.

by scottarius April 8, 2008

Tarantula on a Daffodil

1.When a girl doesn't shave her va jj for many weeks
2. Letting a forest grow on the ladies lower region.

After playing tetter tot with Juan's rental, Dee decided to give everybody in the parking lot a show by exposing her va jj. She didn't realize it was a Tarantula on a Daffodil day.....and was later embarassed.

by Johnny Small Hands September 13, 2012

Daffodils

I love daffodils.

I wanna take you somewhere so you know I care
But it's so cold and I don't know where
I brought you daffodils in a pretty string
But they won't flower like they did last spring
And I wanna kiss you, make you feel alright
I'm just so tired to share my nights
I wanna cry and I wanna love
But all my tears have been used up

by I still wanna wife u up April 25, 2022

daffodils

Synonym for Doctor Death March, a.k.a. Modafinil.

Pass those daffodils or I'll pass out at the wheel. There's still 200 miles until we get to Burning Man.

by rainbow coma February 6, 2009

Daffod-Egg

Noun: When the inners of a daffodil is replaced by an egg a daffodil becomes a hybrid otherwise known as "daffod-eggs". The egg is often decorated for cosmetic purposes; glitter, paint or sequens may be used.

For the 'Easter Egg Decorating Competition' my mother and I made a Daffod-Egg and came 2nd.

by MissExcitableSugarPuff (: March 27, 2010

daffodils

The sweet smell of a stripper's ass/pussy area. This aroma is usually mixed in with a slight hint of crusty old dollar bills, but normally the sweeter scent is the dominant bouquet.

"Jenna" leaned over to an adjacent customer, so I leaned in and took a hefty whiff of the sweet daffodils only millimeters from my nose; I then proceded to the VIP room with her and received three song's worth of dry humping and cockteasing.

by OrrFace May 4, 2006