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Dishonorable Discharge

#1: Oh no, I'm shitting liquid. This is dishonorable discharge.
by Flying Meteor Man August 29, 2012
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Dishonorable Discharge

(n) The dishonorable discharge came into popularity during the Vietnam War when sailors found that the local prostitutes loved having men fart into their mouths. They combined this sex act with the embarrassment of being kicked out of the Navy to coin the term.
Dude, that bitch was so freaky, she let me give her a dishonorable discharge!
by The Sandwich Maker April 6, 2010
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Dishonor (n.)

"He perished after he brought dishonor to the family, Grandfather also committed suicide afterwards, he could not take the dishonor."
by Yan February 27, 2005
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Dishonorable Discharge

1.) Dishonorable Discharge refers to the act of climaxing inside your partner during unprotected sex after promising to pull out ahead of time.

2.) The act of ejaculation, whether self stimulated or otherwise, for which the primary mental stimulation is of someone forbidden; eg. Ex-Girlfriend, Girlfriend's sister, Your sister, Your Mom.
So I was really planning to pull out but lost focus... dishonorable discharge.
by IrishChaldog June 15, 2010
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Dishonorable Fist

The Art of the Dishonorable Fist is an ancient martial art that specializes in busting balls, trashing testes, squashing scrotum, and knocking nuts.

Monkey Steals the Peach is one of its most well known techniques.
Famous masters of the Dishonorable Fist include Jules Stryker, Thaddeus Lowblow, Hamad de Balzac, and Joe Chambeau.
by auaiomrn August 21, 2011
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Medal of dishonor

The guy who purposely puts his squad or team in danger just to earn a medal of honor because daddy never loved him, while the people around him call him a pure jackass and how he did not get court marshalled.
Person 1: God damnit! Briggs almost put us in fucking danger with that close artillery! The fuck is he doing trying to get a medal of dishonor?
Person 2: Yeah. $20 says that he's going to get court marshalled.
by Tardotheassmonkey January 28, 2019
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dishonorable discharge

Holding down your girlfriend's head when you come during a blowjob, then farting in her face and breaking up with her. She will be disgusted, that's the best part.
My girl ruined Super Bowl Sunday, so I had no choice but to give her a dishonorable discharge.
by brownbagspecial January 27, 2009
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