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disappointing poo 

When you go to the toilet for a poo and only a fart comes out.
'Hey kids just been to the toilet for a shit and only managed a fart. What a disappointing poo that was'
disappointing poo by Lizbien June 11, 2016

disappointing your mother

To masturbate while high. Usually applied to men, but can be applied to women as well.
I smoked 10 bowls then went home and disappointed my mother.
Leaf hit twenty dabs and said, "Let's all go disappointing your mother."

disappointing mango 

when you get excited about something but it turns out to be a massive let down.
waiting ages for a tv episode to air only to find its poo or filler material.
'disappointing mango'

disappointing size

Here Son, a bag of 40 dissapionting sized chocolate bars to hand out to your friends at your birthday party.
disappointing size by chris carter September 9, 2004

Disappointing Doug 

someone you had high hope in, but then they disappoint you and others. this often applies to politicians and other public leaders.
Disappointing Doug from Washington State has proven to be a bully as he attempts to legislate his political views against those who support Black Lives Matter.

Disappointing Salad 

When you try to toss her salad but she shits in your mouth.
Bro, lastnight I was tossing Natashas salad and lets just say I got a Disappointing salad instead.