Dirty Hammel

When you’re on the phone with a girl (or guy) and you get a semi-hard on, and then you put your semi into your own ass hole…and then realize being gay is okay

Hey baby…my ass is super relaxed and I’m a wee bit hard. I think I want to do a Dirty Hammel because pussy just doesn’t do it for me today.

by HouJack January 1, 2023

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dirty hammer

A sex position that involves three men. The first one bends over, the second man the proceeds to place his erect penis in front of the first man's asshole. After that the third man uses his penis as a hammer to slap the second man on the ass until the second man penetrates the first one.

Bob: Hey dude what was that slapping noise coming from your room last night?
Jon: Oh me, Charles and George were doing a dirty hammer.
Bob: Awesome!

by makeaRonie August 20, 2014

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The Dirty Hammer

The Dirty Hammer is a spin off of the original hammer. It begins when a girl is sucking on your balls and makes her way down to your chocolate starfish. Once she is there you proceed to execute the hammer, but you shart performing the awe inspiring Dirty Hammer. If chunks or squirts of feces do not exit your chocolate starfish, you suck at life and should be reading the hammer.

"Jermo accidentally performed the Dirty Hammer on that slutty ho, which has made him a legend!"

by Jermo B April 9, 2008

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Dirty Hamper

An unflushed toilet bowl, chock full of waste and paper, with the lid closed, left for the next un-suspecting user, who upon opening is then left with not only a wonderful surprise, but also the responsibility of taking care of.

Boy does it suck, when every morning I go in the bathroom and my girlfriend's left a dirty hamper in there for me.

by Rawb Eytch July 13, 2007

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