Diddly squat

Nothing

"I cannot do diddly squat without hearing all these leftists complain about something new every hour

Diddly squat by 91_Percent_Isopropyl June 20, 2018

Diddly squat

A word that was handcrafted and welded by the hands of Mcshlongs4u! It means anything.

It also means a very short person

Yo bro I can't see diddly squat

Bro look at that little diddly squat sitting on that bench!

Diddly squat by Mcshlongs4u July 22, 2023

diddly-squat 

a cuter way of saying f* sweet all nothing

when you father was an engineering student, and you are in a private high school and playing guitar in the music band, if you are not a talented a carrot in god's potato field, you have done diddly-squat with your private education.

diddly-squat by Uncle Dimma December 11, 2014

diddly-squat 

It's shit in essay language

Teddy: Is my dick big?
Dan: No you diddly-squat.
Teddy: That was a joke. diddly-squat? Why the fuck can't you just be normal you brainless idiotic bonehead!

diddly-squat by CrustyBoyo666 August 1, 2020

jack diddly squat 

the equivelent of nothing; something that amounts to nothing

Vikings aint got jack diddly squat on ninjas!

jack diddly squat by ninjamann13 June 26, 2007

Darn diddly squat 

A replacement for "damn"

Darn diddly squat I forgot how to take a bath, wanna show me how?

Darn diddly squat by Springtrap Gamer May 8, 2023

Boo Diddly Squat

"Boo Diddly Squat" is my second Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up The Sun" joke. "Boo Diddly," is a Super Mario Bros. series, ghost enemy. "Soak Up The Sun," mentions her job, "doesn't pay diddly squat," meaning it doesn't pay her enough. In this case, Sheryl Crow, in the Mario's Mushroom Kingdom, is angry, that Boo Diddly's doesn't get paid, for working for Koopa Bowser! A joke!

Sheryl Crow, is angry, that a Koopa Bowser minion, a ghost, is paid "Boo Diddly Squat" despite being, a great employee, of this boss! A joke!

Boo Diddly Squat by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024