Dickfished

When the dick you get is not the dick that was originally presented to you in previous photos.

Wow! John’s dick was so much smaller in person than the photos he sent me! I’m afraid I’ve been dickfished

Dickfished by Radassh March 17, 2026

Dickfish 

The act of sending a false dick pic that is bigger and less ugly than your own, with the goal of impressing a girl and hoping she doesn't notice the difference.

Juhi, he totally dickfished me! It was definitely not the same dick from the pictures!

Dickfish by Seth G. June 19, 2017

dickfish 

Slang term for blonde catfish usually caught in the Sacramento River Delta. These catfish are usually the size of a nice penis.

"Did you catch anything?"

"Nah, just a half-dozen dickfish."

dickfish by King Festus December 4, 2005

Dicktised 

The use of graffiti to deface an object with pictures of penises. usually multiple pictures of various shapes and sizes.

"Ah bladdy hell, who dicktised my locker?"

"wow look at the size of that one"

Dicktised by twinkle k March 14, 2009

Dickfishing 

When a man sends an unsolicited picture of a dick that is not his.

-His lil chubbers didnt look like much to be proud of.
-Are you saying he dickfished you?!

-I asked him what he was working with so he sent me a pic. When we hooked up it didn't even match.
-You got dickfished

-Bro I want to send a picture of my dick even though she didn't ask for it but it's ittybitty.
-Dude that dickfishing. Not cool man

Dickfishing by MotherOfWildlings April 14, 2020

Dicklashed 

When a woman is under the total controll of a partener. It is the opposite of pussy whipped.

"She was so dicklashed she'd get up in the middle of the night to make him waffles."

Dicklashed by mckphilby October 6, 2009

Dickfish 

When a guy sends a picture of someone else's penis or a photoshopped penis and claims to be his.

Best Friend: "How was the date with the guy from online? "
Size Queen: "I met him, his face look like his pictures but he dickfished me. His dick was smaller and darker than the pictures he sent me!"

Dickfish by AznSizeQueen March 23, 2021