Have you ever noticed a time when you've been in a dick famine for a while and then finally go out on a date, suddenly, all the men from your past who you haven't heard from in months, or even years, text you all at once. It's oddly suspicious.... almost as if one dick has caught wind of another dick being interested in you and decides to climb back into your DMs.
I went on a date on Saturday and half way through 3 guys that had ghosted me over the past year all texted me... within an hour of each other....I'm telling you, dick smells dick.
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by Dayman11389 August 1, 2011
Get the Dick Smeller mug.When a guy takes a shower and rubs his bellend and smells it to check to see if his dick smells or not. Usually done when before going to get laid
Dude, lucky I did the smelly dick test last night before meeting suzie. My dick was cheesier than McDonald's mozzarella sticks
by Bobcake21 September 18, 2017
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This phenomenon is very useful for the occasional party goer that drinks, or full blown alcoholics, in that the next morning when they can't remember last night, they can simply smell their dicks to tell if they fucked a girl the previous night.
This phenomenon is very useful for the occasional party goer that drinks, or full blown alcoholics, in that the next morning when they can't remember last night, they can simply smell their dicks to tell if they fucked a girl the previous night.
Bruh, did I fuck anyone last night?
I dunno, smell yo dick to check.
Damn, I got smelly dick, it was probably that whore Kim.
I dunno, smell yo dick to check.
Damn, I got smelly dick, it was probably that whore Kim.
by slippery slope February 19, 2015
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He, unfortunately, on occasions was crippled with the smelling sensation in his area.
He, unfortunately, on occasions was crippled with the smelling sensation in his area.
"Can you wash your smelly dick. Last time it tasted like piss!"
"Bahahaha, ok babe. I'll bring chocolate body paint."
"Bahahaha, ok babe. I'll bring chocolate body paint."
by EmDi January 13, 2009
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