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man dick

a mans penis in which he uses to fuck people with
jon doesnt have a man dick
by tyrell biggums February 3, 2009
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Man dick

A big long cock with a juicy vain on top
by Bumwhole March 19, 2019
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old man dick

The theorem that someone has watched so much porn in their early teens that once they have matured, masturbation and simple pornography does not arouse them.
“Bro Moyers you asked that girl for nudes?”
“Sorry man, x-vids just ain’t cutting it”
“Man you weren’t lying, you do gotta old man dick”
by GGuthrie February 17, 2018
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by DefNotChase May 6, 2022
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Go Suck a Man's Dick

Verb;

Made up in older times by a stocky, grey-haired lumberjack named Ol' Danny Boy.
Now modernly used as a violent term when extremely mad, usually shouted with extreme prejudice at someone for a minor inconvenience or insult the shouter would have taken offense to.
(Verb)~

(you arrive at the theater and are dumbfounded and furious to see that the movie you wanted to enjoy is sold out)

customer-What the hell! I drove five miles to see this movie and its sold out just great!

employee- Sorry sir better luck next time.

customer-You know what, Go Suck a Man's Dick!
by Quiteabod November 12, 2013
mugGet the Go Suck a Man's Dickmug.

douche-all-man-dick

a jock who is so hell bent on being 'cool', that he dose not realize everyone fucking hates him/her.
bill: after chad scored that winning touchdown he totally blew me off in the hallway.

ted: yeah he's starting to be a real douche-all-man-dick.
by duck tape November 12, 2009
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sucking the tin man's dick

If anyone needs me I'll be out in the hall, sucking the tin man's dick.
by SuperBinBall September 5, 2009
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