The persona that emerges when a closet smoker is jonesing for a cigarette but must wait for a smoking opportunity. In the meanwhile, he is a total dick to everyone.
"Why did Dad spike those hedge clippers into the ground and nearly sever his foot?"
"He badly needs a smoke but won't admit it. He's being a total Nic Fit DICK!"
"He badly needs a smoke but won't admit it. He's being a total Nic Fit DICK!"
by Witty Mommy April 1, 2015
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Gwendolyn : Hey Julie, you want to come over to my place tonight and watch Sex In The City in our pajamas ?
Julie : Can't make it, I've got Trevor coming over for dinner and a dick fitting.
Gwendolyn : Oh that's right, well let me now how it goes. I just had a dick fitting with Chad last week - that boy's size, does not fit all!
Julie : Trust me, you don't need to tell me that. I had to push Trevor's cock fitting back two weeks because of Chad.
Julie : Can't make it, I've got Trevor coming over for dinner and a dick fitting.
Gwendolyn : Oh that's right, well let me now how it goes. I just had a dick fitting with Chad last week - that boy's size, does not fit all!
Julie : Trust me, you don't need to tell me that. I had to push Trevor's cock fitting back two weeks because of Chad.
by The Rockit April 27, 2010
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by ILL-MENTAL October 22, 2003
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or a name you call your boyfriend when you're mad at him.
something a boy things that actually fits in a vag.
and can be a nickname for your guy friend.
or a name you call your boyfriend when you're mad at him.
something a boy things that actually fits in a vag.
and can be a nickname for your guy friend.
by spreppygirl69 December 22, 2009
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by DickFitzer June 29, 2016
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