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dick bag 

Dick Bag or DickBag.

A big bag of throbbing penes. Offensive term.
Patrick is one of the biggest dick bags that I have ever met.
dick bag by Johnny Cunt Dodger October 26, 2006

Dick Bag 

The tiny piece of material that is worn across the private area in an attempt to show off the quads and abs. Compulsory uniform of the Russians and Italians. Also known as the 'bannana hammock', 'dick togs' and 'the budgie smuggler'.
I hate when my dad's pubes hang out of his Dick Bag at the beach. togs banana hammock dt budgie smuggler
Dick Bag by Jbabydfunkyfre$h October 17, 2014

“Dick Bag” 

Word said by a loser who tries to cut in front of people getting on a bus….
So the other day I decided to be a social path and cut in front of the line and then I called someone a “Dick bag” when I was called out..
“Dick Bag” by UrbanJJ November 19, 2022

shin bashed in the dick bag 

The brutal art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no zone with your shin at such speed and with such a tremendous force, you effectively castrate him.
Person one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick bag by Big Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.

Nicky Dick Bag 

An online entity that usually preys on women and tries to be whitty and clever but fails at all attempts. The Nicky Dick Bag generally derives from the homococksuckulous species.
"Yo bro you see that Nicky Dick Bag getting owned"
"Damn you're such a Nicky Dick Bag"
"Why are you acting lke a Nicky Dick Bag?"
Nicky Dick Bag by ManacondaMofo December 31, 2011

Golden Dick Bag Award 

1.Prize for those who achieve the pinnacle of Dickbag status.
2.A Dick Bagwhich has been previously been guilded in award winning fashion.
1.That fucker tripped me harder than I have ever been tripped before! He deserves a Golden Dickbag Award!
2.Look at that Dick Bag! Give that guy a Golden Dick Bag Award.