Snort a line of coke to black metal, while simultaneously slitting your wrists, proceeding to wrap yourself in chains, while also putting barbed meathooks into your nipples, ending in giving your uncircumcised penis a blowjob.
Guy1:"Holy shit dude! This party is crazy!" Guy2:"Yea, look at that dude in the corner, he's giving himself a demonic Puerto Rican land mole!"
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Get the Demonic Puerto Rican Land Mole mug.A demon Phannie is a phan (@danisnotonfire & @amazingphil) shipper who reads too much into facts and attacks any females they hang out with.
Friend 1: DID YOU SEE THAT PICTURE OF DAN AND SOME GIRL?!
Friend 2: That's a fan.
Friend 1: SHES GETTING BETWEEN DAN AND PHIL I HATE HER!
Friend 2: You're such a demonic phannie.
Friend 2: That's a fan.
Friend 1: SHES GETTING BETWEEN DAN AND PHIL I HATE HER!
Friend 2: You're such a demonic phannie.
by miaquintero February 22, 2017
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in religious folk and supernatural beliefs, a form of spiritual possession whereby certain violent and evil higher dimensional entities, or demonic entities, gain control over a person's body, which is then used for whatever purpose they like. Unlike in channelling (but channeling can be a doorway such as a ouija board) or other so called 'harmless' forms of possession, the subject has no control over the possessing entity and so it will persist until forced to leave the victim, usually through a form of exorcism. However some rumor's say that exorcisms are just a hoax and the 'demons' or 'higher dimensional's are just playing games with the mortal children. Many cultures and religions contain some concept of demonic possession, but the details vary considerably.
The details variance has been accounted to human imagination, differences in demons, psychological conditions, mental illness, dementia, subjective experience, cultural differences, and hoaxes.
As with anything supernatural, it may take eyewitness accounts to believe or not to believe.
Everyone has their own theory and that is urban legend.
The details variance has been accounted to human imagination, differences in demons, psychological conditions, mental illness, dementia, subjective experience, cultural differences, and hoaxes.
As with anything supernatural, it may take eyewitness accounts to believe or not to believe.
Everyone has their own theory and that is urban legend.
Judith: Hi guys! Wanna come over to my house tonight and play with the new Ouija board i just bought?
Sonia: No Way! I know of a girl who is, my cousin's, best friend's, boyfriend's, sister. Who tried that game and became demonically possessed! demonic possession! They all saw it. It was for real! She had to go to a priest to get it out of her! Are you crazy! What would your parents say?
Jon: Yeah man. That's like playing with fire. I'd rather smoke some weed. At least that won't possess me!
Judith: Oh ok. guess I'll have to get people that actually have some guts. Go smoke a tree. I have better stuff to do, like channel my spirit guide.
Sonia: No Way! I know of a girl who is, my cousin's, best friend's, boyfriend's, sister. Who tried that game and became demonically possessed! demonic possession! They all saw it. It was for real! She had to go to a priest to get it out of her! Are you crazy! What would your parents say?
Jon: Yeah man. That's like playing with fire. I'd rather smoke some weed. At least that won't possess me!
Judith: Oh ok. guess I'll have to get people that actually have some guts. Go smoke a tree. I have better stuff to do, like channel my spirit guide.
by RobinJoyJoy November 16, 2009
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Get the demonic vampire mug.When a person has a violent and severely explosive bowel movement so much so that it resembles a digestive "exorcism" of foul smelling, rotting waste matter sent by Satan through the depths of your cursed colon. Like the "asspocalypse" this kind of bowel movement can trigger loss of consciousness, muscular spasms within the legs and may need supervision by the occasional priest.
"Dude, did you hear Calves in the 4th bathroom...it smelled awful...I walked right into her demonic colonic."
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Get the demonic shit mug.A duck that somewaht resembles a demon, has strange powers that make it a very good distraction. Appears multiple times in the web-comic El Goonish Shive.
by Gameguy602 May 2, 2010
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