Decoy Porn

The porn you leave in an obvious place to be intentionally found to distract the searcher from finding the more serious stuff.

Dude1: Man Marcie went through my hard drive the other day when I was out.

Dude2: Shit man... did she find anything?

Dude1: Only my Decoy Porn.

Dude2: Man that shit comes in handy.

by Doctor Dbx January 18, 2009

Dechuring

Behaving and performing random acts more befitting a teenager as you grow older.

My husband is dechuring. At the age of 50 he still hides to try and scare people.

by [e-mail] May 17, 2016

Decaying Winter

"Warning, Agent on your team is down."
"Warning, Agent on your team is down."
"Warning, Agent on your team is down."
"Warning, Agent on your team is down."

Game where u literally suffer from enemies and other shit

Jesse, we need to scavenge for loot Jesse.
B-But Mista White?!
Jesse, this Decaying Winter or whatever this game is, wants us dead, Jesse.

by xxMichaeliscool October 31, 2022

designated decoy

The friend that leaves the bar first pretending to be drunk and unable to walk, let alone drive. He draws the attention of the officer laying-in-wait so the rest of his buddies (who probably *are* drunk) can escape unnoticed.

After your buddy passes the breathalyzer test with a 0.0 blood-alcohol level, the puzzled officer asks, "Sir, I saw you stumble out of that bar like you were under the influence, just asking to be pulled over. Are you nuts?"

"No sir," he answers, "I'm the designated decoy."

by robzilla September 27, 2005

decaydance

A sub-label of fueled by ramen records. Pete Wentz's record label. Bands such as fall out boy and panic! at the disco are on the label.

Kid 1: Have you heard of the label decaydance?
Kid 2: Isn't that the label that panic! at the disco is on?
Kid 1: Yeah.

by stealacceptance July 26, 2008

dechristmatize

To remove all Christmas decorations after the holidays are over.

It's April, and my lazy neighbors still have their Santas and nativity scenes in their yard. It's time for them to dechristmatize. That looks trashy.

by anonymous December 26, 2004

bryan dechart

Actor who is best known for his role as Connor from Detroit: Become Human.

Has a massive following of fangirls.

Bryan Dechart is lurking on the twitch chat again!

by itspey June 21, 2018