by M3Me December 12, 2016
DAN is code word for Dumb Ass Ninja. You would expect that being a ninja they wouldn't be dumb, but like everything else, they are letting anybody become a ninja these days.
Yo man, I was watching Shoguns Assassin, I can't beleive those DAN's didn't kill him near the river.
by bannana-boat November 19, 2007
1. man of ultimate lameness.
2. a stationary object perfectly compatible with Newton's First Law: a man on a couch will never leave the couch unless acted upon by an external force
3. one who is lame and whines about everything.
2. a stationary object perfectly compatible with Newton's First Law: a man on a couch will never leave the couch unless acted upon by an external force
3. one who is lame and whines about everything.
Sandra: Wow its such a beautiful day we should really go out and do something
James: I don't know. My leg hurts and I still have to finish watching season 2 of arrested development on hulu its going to expire in 3 hours. Why is my life so difficult??
Sandra: OMG stop being such a Dan and get your ass out of that couch!
James: I don't know. My leg hurts and I still have to finish watching season 2 of arrested development on hulu its going to expire in 3 hours. Why is my life so difficult??
Sandra: OMG stop being such a Dan and get your ass out of that couch!
by 2do2 November 07, 2010
You use the word "DAN" whenever your friend or anyone you know is being overly difficult.
EX: Everyone has that one friend or family member who's a DAN, for instance your friend has a empty tank of gas and just got paid, you and all of your friends are going to the beach, there's 12 of you and 2 people are driving instead of offering to drive you insist that everyone crams into the cars, that's a Dan.
EX: Everyone has that one friend or family member who's a DAN, for instance your friend has a empty tank of gas and just got paid, you and all of your friends are going to the beach, there's 12 of you and 2 people are driving instead of offering to drive you insist that everyone crams into the cars, that's a Dan.
by AJW17717 July 09, 2014
DAN - Dirty ass, and nuts. Used when referring to a smell, particularly that of a person who hasn't showered in a while. Used to express the unsavory smell of a dirty ass or nuts.
When used in a sentence:
It smells Like DAN in Jeff's Room.
What the hell Jeff, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell like DAN.
It smells Like DAN in Jeff's Room.
What the hell Jeff, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell like DAN.
by DGK October 30, 2007
Acronym for Dumb Ass Nigger. Often used to describe someone stupid even if they aren't black
by Lking13 December 22, 2014
Arnav boarded the wrong train again and ended up in a shady town where he got jumped by big nigga, what a DAN.
by MistahBombastic February 20, 2018