abbreviation for "douchebag" used when someone is such a douchebag they simple aren't worth the time it takes you to say "ouche".
"You're brother stole my last blunt and passed it while I was takin a shit. Then he fucked my girl."
"What a fuckin d-bag!"
"What a fuckin d-bag!"
by Trunk December 04, 2007
a bag of dicks. a group of people acting like dicks. a group of individuals composed of tools who behave like they are better than you
by silentwig January 23, 2009
1. when a snarky flight attendant forcibly takes your carry on bag from you, because there is no room in the overhead compartment.
The oversold flight was crowded when I boarded the plane. When I got to my seat, there was no space for my bag in the overhead compartment. The ragged out flight attendant then "D-bagged" me an checked my luggage, which I never saw again.
by Fotofly November 24, 2010
1. Ironic term for douche bag, since by abbreviating "douche-bag" unnecessarily, you, in turn, resemble a "douche-bag."
Most of my friends are d bags.
by Clinto-beans July 13, 2006
Girl 1: Did you see Kristen Stewart in the paper today?
Girl 2: Yeah I did. What a d-bag.
Guy 1: That Twilight movie is so full of d-bags.
Guy 2: Yeah I know, right? Kristen Stewart is the main actor.
Girl 2: Yeah I did. What a d-bag.
Guy 1: That Twilight movie is so full of d-bags.
Guy 2: Yeah I know, right? Kristen Stewart is the main actor.
by I AM a yummy raison June 22, 2010
He is such a D Bag!
by Holly Juneau September 05, 2008
a bag that you hide your Ds in and if you dont your racist
can also be a bag used to chuck your friend in and bring them to an orphanage.
can also be a bag used to chuck your friend in and bring them to an orphanage.
person 1: he can you pass me my D bag
person 2: no i dont want to
person 1: then you are racist and homophobic
person 2: no i dont want to
person 1: then you are racist and homophobic
by bigbussywarts March 02, 2022