Skip to main content

Cuttlefish

Cuttlefish is like a squid/octopus hybrid. It spits ink and it's really tasty when you give it teh eatin.
No one expected the cuttlefish to get it come-up-ins, so I ate it.
by Void July 28, 2003
mugGet the Cuttlefishmug.

Cuttlefish

a bad kisser. because the cuttlefish (animal) is bad at kissing
that girl is a total cuttlefish
by mikes sinnott September 26, 2004
mugGet the Cuttlefishmug.

Cuttlefish

Man, that chick makes me cuttlefish
by Word up October 15, 2003
mugGet the Cuttlefishmug.

cuttlefishing

The act of rubbing ones labia (vaginal lips) over another persons mouth/lips much like the female version of teabagging.
I teabagged Jamie last night and she got me back by cuttlefishing me
by dalanjiau November 29, 2015
mugGet the cuttlefishingmug.

cuttlefish of cthulhu

(Noun) From the band Gwar mythos, the lead singer and alien from the planet Scumdogia Oderus Urungus' sexual reproductive organ. It resembles a human male penis and spurts blood when excited. Looks slightly like a huge slug with huge saggy testicles dangling from the base.
Oderus had his cuttlefish of cthulhu confiscated in South Carolina by the cops.
by Robbie M September 14, 2007
mugGet the cuttlefish of cthulhumug.

Human Cuttlefish

A beta male, whose tactic to access females is to appear “harmless”, a “male feminist”. This tactic is an attempt to manipulate females to put down their guard, and “trust” that he’s “different from OTHER men”. Will make strong statements denigrating alpha men as being toxic, hyper masculine, and dangerous. Is really just trying to get a sympathy fuck, or boobie pics.
Be careful of that Human Cuttlefish that’s sidling up beside you and just wants to be “friends”! He’ll roofie your drink the first chance he gets!
by MamaMac27 April 25, 2020
mugGet the Human Cuttlefishmug.

awkward cuttlefish

noun; a hand gesture in which the wrists are on top of each other and touching the mouth, and the the fingers are facing outawrd and wiggled; used by ocean science nerds during silences. the phrase "awkward cuttlefish" may or may not be spoken during this time, similar to "awkward turtle"
~elevator silence~
Person 1 to Person 2: ~awkward cuttlefish~
Person 2: You're retarded
by loveotters21 June 1, 2010
mugGet the awkward cuttlefishmug.

Share this definition