An erection that arises at an inopportune time (i.e., while watching women's figure skating, etc.), causing discord in the domestic circle.
John's excitement over watching Project Runway caused a bone of contention, and subsequently, a night of sleeping on the couch
by Glenn Quagmire January 7, 2006
Get the bone of contention mug.The situation that arises, as it were, when you have a major erection and your wife, girlfriend or boyfriend isn't into having sex with you. The offending and engorged member is referred to the boner of contention.
My wife was napping the other day and I showed up with a woody. She dick slapped me and we've been dealing with the boner of contention ever since.
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When a topic of conversation leads to upsetting your girlfriend so that you won't get laid that evening.
by Birdcore February 23, 2010
Get the Boner Contention mug.the state of being for a woman where she picks fights with men for no apparent reason. Her unfocused wrath is usually directed at all men but those closed to her will be on the receiving end of most of her shit.
So I went to buy a paper and saw that it was the last one. Before I could put my money in the slot, this cuntentious bitch walks over and tells me to fuck myself because it was her paper. As I was walking away she was mumbling some shit about how men weren't good enough to lick dog shit off of her shoes.
by twilyth February 21, 2010
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