custamaster

A customer at a fast food restaurant that refuses to make eye contact with the cashier. (sometimes througout the entire order). These people usually keep their eyes on the menu board at any cost.

*Hopefully someday there will be an anonymous group for these people that will teach them its it ok to look the cashier in the eye. They are not slaves and the custamaster is not their slave master!

FOUND AT ANY LOCAL MCDONALDS

Cashier: Hi, May I help you?

Custamaster: (avoids eye contact while pretending to look for what they want on the menu...even though they get the same thing everytime)

Cashier: May I help you??

Custamaster: (Clears throat). Umm.. (continues to stare in confusion) Mumbles their order and shrugs shoulders nervously.

Cashier: (listening closely and leaning over the counter in a desperate attempt to hear the order)

Custamaster: Slowly reveals the correct amount and awkwardly hands the money without much contact.

Cashier: Thank you! Have a nice day!

Custamaster: Uh. Meh.... Yea... (Clears throat)

by CashierGirl June 2, 2010

costimate

cost + estimate

When you have to make a quote or cost estimate for a client, you make a costimate.

Boss: So and so called about a job. They need to know how much it will cost.

Me: Sure, I'll do up a costimate.

by Ameridar September 7, 2011

cuntamatata

A phrase that can be used in order to express frustration that someone contains whilst also trying to keep the situation light by not directly yelling cunt

how has that not fucking gone in, cuntamatata, I cant be fucking asked

by cuntamatata May 27, 2021