cscoop

some fishie boy whose apart of lunchclub who will probably ask if your mum has nudes

skater fish with sweaterpaws

also slur

stans:omg cooper cscoop sweaterpaws🥺🥺🥺🥺

by YesioHesio February 8, 2020

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The cscoop challenge

The cscoop challenge is a challenge that is attempted live while playing Minecraft on hardcore mode. The goal of the challenge is to defeat the enderdragon while the streamer gets fucked up. There are donation goals onscreen for different punishments, like if someone donates 25$, the streamer must drop what they're holding. Other examples include dropping your whole inventory, dropping your hotbar, and digging straight down until you hit bedrock.

Attempt at your own risk.

Dan: Have you thought about streaming the cscoop challenge yet?
Kyle: Naw man, I've heard it's impossible.

by jbcreeper1 July 21, 2019

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customer is always right

1. A policy mainly enforced in the retail industry in terms of having respect for the customer, saying that their opinion matters and that they are always correct.

2. An instance of an employee agreeing with a customer.

1.The customer is always right about our merchandise.

2. Even if the customer is wrong, we basically have to kiss their ass with the "customer is always right" policy--even though the customer was wrong (and an idiot)

3. (Opposite) The employee is always right, the customer is a moron.

by French038 December 1, 2005

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Customer Service

A job which causes your ass to bleed like hell, your psyche to be corrupted by severe hatred and psychosis, and which has significantly increased the suicide rate of humans. You always have to take it up the ass by these whiny, bitchy, brain-fucked assholes that are called "customers" who do nothing but scream, complain, and make your life a living hell. Finding an actual intelligent and non-bitchy customer is like selling a pack of Grand Prix cigarettes: it's so fucking rare that it almost never happens.

-"I'm sorry but I do not have enough money to cash this payroll check at the moment."
"What? No, I want a manager, right now."
"Fine, bitch, I'll call a manager for you, but it's not going to change the fact that I don't have enough money in my fucking till."

-"OMG THIS IS THE WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE I HAVE EVER HAD, YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE ANY MORE CHEETOS IN STOCK, THAT'S IT IM NEVER COMING HERE AGAIN, WALMART IS GOING TO DRIVE YOUR ASS OUT OF TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Go ahead. I'm a full-time college student working almost a full-time job at minimum wage, sleep-deprived and hardly getting homework done on time. You don't know how few shits I give."

-"I want your number to corporate because these cookies rang up 99 cents more than advertised!!!"

-"OMG THATS IT IM REPORTING YOU GUYS TO THE BBB FOR FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!"
"Cool story bro, want a fucking trophy or something?"

-"I swear, once I graduate and receive my degree, I'm going to kiss all of you asshole customers goodbye for a real job!"

by corruptedbyhate April 9, 2013

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