Curved

Opposite for straight, talking about sexuality

If you were born curved, you cant become straight.

by Its_Britney_Bich October 4, 2019

curved dick

the dick that all girls want because it hits the G spot the best

John hit me with that curved dick and i came so fast

by tityboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 29, 2014

Curved Swords

It is a catchphrase associated with town guards from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. It becomes popular (meme) in a such way similar to the other known "Took an arrow in the knee", "Stop right there criminal scum!" and the "FUS RO DAH" meme. From the game, you can hear the dialogue when you interact with the NPC guards:

"You see those redguards from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved swords. Curved. Swords"

Hearing it over and over again, especially the last part where the NPCs emphasize the Curve Swords, makes it sounds funny yet somehow annoying to most players, until someone decided to troll over the internet using this sentence. Therefore being popular and well-known to the fellow internet users.

They used to take an arrow in the knee, but now they've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.

by Serizawa February 27, 2012

Curved trees

When someone obviously FaceTunes or photoshops a photo and makes a background look bent in some sort of way

Person 1: she is using soooo much facetune

Person 2: we LOVE curved trees

by Kskyep April 11, 2019

curved penis

A penis with some substantial curvature. Left, right, up, down, anything goes!

Damn son, Alex has such a curved penis; it almost took my eye out!

by Captainmorgan37 December 3, 2017

Curved Out

Passed out from a hella good high.

Brian: you were so curved out last night.

Jhef: that shit i got was FFIIRREE!

by BUBONiC HYPHY May 11, 2006

Curved Ruler

A legendary device, said to only be wielded by those exhibiting extreme intellect and skill. Some believe that it is more suited for artistic purposes than arithmetic. Others believe it is a panacea for any problem.

Sir Rodger cursed himself for not remembering his curved ruler when he attempted to craft a silly sketch.

Clint used a curved ruler to finally understand women.

Lee had no idea why he existed, but with the curved ruler, he had purpose.

by Ânonymous March 11, 2015