cumtastic

when something is so amazing that u cum.

franki: that was incredible
joe: i just cummed my pants
franki: that was friggin cumtastic

by samuel adams January 27, 2005

cumtastical

When something is so nice that it gives you the urge to cum on it with extreme vigor and force. These things can include but are not limited to wedding dresses, food, and white people.

You: "Dude that wedding dress is so cumtastical that I'm exploding in my pants just thinking about all the fabric I can ruin in one blow!"
Friend: "What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

by Fuhrer Sebadragosa X September 4, 2013

Cumtastic!

fantastic......but with a naughty twist, tastefully delicious in a sexual way

that pasta was cumtastic!

by lemonslemons December 2, 2019

Cuntastic

Ugly girls and fat girls that think they are hot, but no man would ever look at.

Bunbun is cuntastic

by ironman69 April 23, 2009

Cumtastic

Something so amazing that it makes your penis produce sperm without ever going erect.

That movie was cumtastic!

by ...And Then I Stabbed Him August 14, 2009

Cultastic

The religion of Cultastic; founded sometime in the early 21st Century by enigmatic leader Rollsy, and his band of devout followers.
Cultasticans practice Cultasticism by devotion to "the 5 Ways", and come from a diverse background.
Cultastic has spread to the four corners of the globe, with reported income to be in the high hundreds of dollars each year.

Peace brother, I'm a Cultastican. Give me the secret handshake.

by rollsy July 9, 2006

Cuntastic

A slang term that expresses one's enthusiasms for their current situation...with much facetious sarcasm liberally added thereunto.

"My Mom just got killed by a truck while crossing the street?" "Well, what a cuntastic day Im fuckin having..."

by Miss Jessica Cumdumpster May 2, 2021