Couple of Cards

A pair of buds that like to hang out together.

(Dan as Leo): *stands next to Vincent(Arin)*
Arin: Look at us Leo, a couple of cards.

by pseu-odonkayeo1179 February 20, 2020

Gross couple

the couple that makes you vomit. they are always together so they are no longer two seperate people but one single entity. They also like to advertise their "love" every chance they get (like on facebook). also they are commonly under the illusion they are going to get married. they make you wonder if they wipe eachothers asses after taking a dump.

its just gross.

ewwww.... and they were so fun before they started dating... now they are just a Gross couple

by SillyGoose90 June 28, 2010

Edward Cullen Syndrome

N. When you find someone so attractive, they could say and do the creepiest things to you, but you won't realize it because you're blinded by their beauty.

I.E the effect that Edward Cullen from the Twilight series has on the main character, Bella.

Girl: OMG You're amazingly hot.
Guy: I watch you in your sleep, and might beat and kill you for the hell of it.
Girl: You're so handsome. I love you.
Guy: Damned Edward Cullen Syndrome

Guy 2: Has anyone ever told you you look like a model?
Girl 2: If I ever see you flirt with another girl again, I'll castrate you.
Guy 2: *stares at breasts*
Girl: Damned Edward Cullen Syndrome

by Lakehurst June 18, 2010

Peter Cullen

The original and only Optimus Prime. He should play every Optimus role and paid millions of dollars for his epic Optimus voice.

Guy 1: Did you watch Transformers: Prime?
Guy 2: Yeah! Peter Cullen is the best Optimus Prime voice

by DatBoyKirito July 15, 2014

coupledom

The world and realm of relationships and the experiences related to them, excluding those of polygamists.

"They are just the cutest pair in the history of coupledom!"

"She's only my third girlfriend, I really haven't got this coupledom thing figured out yet."

by dget March 8, 2009

machine gun couple

A machine gun couple is a interracial couple, especially between a white woman and a black man, but it can be between any races. The use of the word machine gun instead of any gun is partially inspired by Jacob Zuma singing that he will shoot the boer with the machine gun

Yuck. I see a machine gun couple between some black guy and a white woman. Ben, do you have my machine gun? I need to shoot them.

by HandleBrake12 August 3, 2019

couple drops

When someone is so excited about something that they jizz in their pants, but not completely. Only a couple of drops come out instead of a full orgasm.

"You saw a double rainbow? Did you jizz your pants?"
"No. Couple drops though."

by Johnny San November 12, 2011