Cup of Joe

My possession is so vague that I don't know if it is a liability or an asset.

I have a Cup of Joe but am so inexperienced that I don't know how to use it and in case of emergency it could be taken away and used against me.

by anonymous July 14, 2022

A cup of joe

A black cup of coffee.

"Get me a cup of joe to wash down this boston cream donut!"

by BassProRiles November 25, 2014

stinky cup of Joe

Stinky Cup of Joe: when one shits in a cup, stirs it to a liquid form and uses his sperm for a creamer.

Juan was drinking a Stinky Cup of Joe which he recieved on a brisk Sunday morn.

by Boomer and Sanders June 18, 2008

A piping hot cup of Joe

Hot sex with your plumber.

I'll take a piping hot cup of joe, (; maybe later you could....clean my pipes?

by Herman Merman Bitch April 24, 2020

Brooklyn Cup of Joe

A intricate sex act involving 2 or more individuals, usually performed in doggie style, when member is dipped in cup of hot coffee and inserted.

Hey, guess what, last night Susie and I did the Brooklyn Cup of Joe!

by allnighter-APphys127 September 30, 2010

CupOfJoeJoe

One of the biggest cock gaymers that plays a weird game called Boosted By Daylight... Also does weird UwU sheet

Dayum, did you see that new video featuring CupOfJoeJoe?

by ShyCheeto September 11, 2023

CupOfJoe

Creepy stalker type that takes naked pictures of himself.

Uploading creepy pictures of yourself and making friends on the internet is like pulling a CupOfJoe.

by Mr.Vesti March 26, 2008