Cunsultation

Having to have a polite meeting to tell some cunt what's up.

Dentist: Who do I have for my next consultation?
Non gender specific assistant: That Karen cunt who won't wear a mask.
Dentist: Charge it as a cunsultation then, add $50 to her bill.

by Sir Geish of Blumkin July 21, 2020

CuntCulture

Cunt Culture or Cuntculture is a type of counter-culture which someone makes themselves feel important by putting others at risk, likely linked to those who go to extreme opinions based on opinion rather than fact.

Did you hear Karen is now a anti vaxor and anti-mask? She's fallen into that cuntculture fake news bull shit.

by Whiskie September 14, 2020

cuntsultant

Some one who gives irrelevant or unhelpful advice often based in their own prejudices and assumptions.

(often accuses others of being askholes for ignoring said advice)

girl: Which dress makes me look sexier the green or red?
cuntsultant: Neither; you ought to wear that shapeless black dress to hide all your wobbly bits.

I asked that cuntsultant if she had any advice on getting a girl friend and she advised me to become gay.

by KP1337 October 6, 2012

Cuntslut

A person whom sucks to much cock and then acts like you owe them something

Dude jessica is such a cuntslut

by Faggydicker January 19, 2019

cuntslut

When a man is a slut to his cunt. The traits of a cuntslut are:
1. The cuntslut is pussy whipped.

2. After the first week of dating a cuntslut and his girlfriend will appear to be a married couple.

3. The cuntslut is not very intelligent. He won't have enough money to support his new girlfriend and will start taking many loans from friends.

Is Marc really driving 40 miles, after work, at midnight to see his girlfriend? He's such a cuntslut.

by Habib Cheeseman March 21, 2009

cuntsultant

A senior UK doctor who is a little too big for their boots. In the UK senior specialist doctors are Consultants. The vast majority are lovely people. But anyone who has worked in the health service long enough will have met and had to work with at least one Cuntsultant. The main advantage of this form of words is that in the spoken form it's almost indistinguishable from the proper term Consultant.

I haven't even extended its use to Management Cuntsultants but I suspect that's an even richer vein of usage.

Variants: Cuntsultancy

"Dr X is a wantankerous cuntsultant"

by pacharanero March 1, 2021

cuntslute

A transgender female that has a lot of sexual correlations with multiple men

Jane is such a cuntslute

by CBJ ZFGC May 26, 2018