cunt stubble

Constable, slang for policeman, pig, rozzer and so on. Can be said to a policeman without them knowing.

Good Evening, Cunt Stubble.
What seems to be the problem?

by markyspeaks July 10, 2005

cuntbubble

An irritating person. Usually in need of a large dose of shutthefuckup.
They often appear randomly.

"I can't stand that bitch! She's such a cuntbubble!"

by heavensloss February 7, 2009

Cuntstuble

A derogatory term used towards British police, specifically female policewomen who are unshaven. A play on the word constable.

Tony exclaimed as he walked passed the station, “good morning cuntstuble!”

by TheBastardSquad September 30, 2023

cuntstable

A round about way to call someone a cunt with out being overtly offensive.

That fucking cuntstable slapped me for biting her on the ass.

by themayorofdewey January 16, 2009

Cuntstubbleitous

When a five o'clock shadow meets a stubbly pussy

Hey Mike went down on Ashley and she hadn't shaved and he got

Cuntstubbleitous on his chin

by Santa Baws July 18, 2019

cuntbubble

Mixed jizz and pussy juice, inflated with air from a post-coital deflating cunt. see fanny fart

my jizz is so thick, the cuntbubbles stay on her beef curtains for hours

by oldFart September 11, 2003

cuntstable kites

A kite shop in bedfordshire

I went to buy a spar and those cunts at cuntstable kites tried to sell me a kite i allready have.

by Fred Applegate August 2, 2006