country blumpkin
country blumpkin by Maximus Pryme October 25, 2008
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Ryan Baker Country Blumpkin by Ryan Baker November 10, 2008
Cunty Blumpkin
similar to the traditional Blumpkin but designed for the womans pleasure. Oral stimulation of a female while she proceeds to squeeze out her tampon into the toilet.
I gave my girlfriend a Cunty Blumpkin last night and it was delicious to the taste and very desirable.
Cunty Blumpkin by Damian MacNeill February 5, 2009
country blumpkin
uncle earl shit his pants when he opened the outhouse door and saw daisy mae giving junior a country blumpkin
country blumpkin by alexandrob August 23, 2004
country Blumpkin
The Country Blumpkin is when you receive oral sex from your sister while you're "dropping the kids off at the pool".
country Blumpkin by Bad Monkey May 6, 2004
Country Blumpkin
An off-shoot of the famous Blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) but performed in an outhouse. Porto-potties are an acceptable substitute, provided the location is rural.
Country Blumpkin by Texas Haz June 13, 2008
Cuntry Bumpkin
Like a "Country Bumpkin" but isolates the term to someone of the female gender. Removing the "u" in "country" insinuates the person is not only dumb but a b*tch as well double entendre.
Retarded ignoramus on the real!
Usually seen walking around government buildings with a Celie-type skip in their step while wearing a plastic plant in their hair in a poor attempt to conceal their extreme ghetto ugliness of their physical appearance as it is a reflection of what they are inside. (Celie step: see The Color Purple).
Retarded ignoramus on the real!
Usually seen walking around government buildings with a Celie-type skip in their step while wearing a plastic plant in their hair in a poor attempt to conceal their extreme ghetto ugliness of their physical appearance as it is a reflection of what they are inside. (Celie step: see The Color Purple).
Tie Jo: Girrrl, my feets is so tirred. I can't waits to get home ann eat me sum fried chikin, smash potatoe and gritz.
Me: You's a dum b*tch, ya cuntry bumpkin. I pity the man that married you. I pity the foo, I do!
Shurl: Mmmmhmmmm!!! Mah naymz Shurrrlll!!
Me: You's a dum b*tch, ya cuntry bumpkin. I pity the man that married you. I pity the foo, I do!
Shurl: Mmmmhmmmm!!! Mah naymz Shurrrlll!!
Cuntry Bumpkin by Alejandro Sanz April 29, 2009