by roaritsme January 4, 2012
Get the Premature ventricular contractions mug.When you've been harboring a major cable so long that your body starts to forcibly reject it, giving you the feelings of contractions in your anus. Often accompanied by ass sweat, and anal convulsions.
Man I've been holding off on dropping this bad boy off so long, I'm starting to have poop contractions!
by rockerdon666 December 4, 2009
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(cun-ˈtsep-shən)
1- When a person is such a cunt, that its own cunt has a cunt. A real shitty bitch.
2- Trickery used when trying to woo a female into sleeping with you.
1- When a person is such a cunt, that its own cunt has a cunt. A real shitty bitch.
2- Trickery used when trying to woo a female into sleeping with you.
1- Boy, that cunt is a true master of cuntception.
2- She plays hard to get, but with a little cuntception, shell be squirting in my face in no time!
2- She plays hard to get, but with a little cuntception, shell be squirting in my face in no time!
by qinsanep March 19, 2015
Get the cuntception mug.A pain you get in your stomach that can be intense ,you worry for a second then fart and the pain goes.
by Pyjamagirl January 27, 2009
Get the Fart Contraction mug.when your heart skips a beat.
may be perceived as a "skipped beat" or felt as palpitations in the chest. In a normal heartbeat, the ventricles contract after the atria have helped to fill them by contracting; in this way the ventricles can pump a maximized amount of blood both to the lungs and to the rest of the body . In a PVC, the ventricles contract first, which means that circulation is inefficient. However, single beat PVC arrhythmias do not usually pose a danger and can be asymptomatic in healthy individuals.1
may be perceived as a "skipped beat" or felt as palpitations in the chest. In a normal heartbeat, the ventricles contract after the atria have helped to fill them by contracting; in this way the ventricles can pump a maximized amount of blood both to the lungs and to the rest of the body . In a PVC, the ventricles contract first, which means that circulation is inefficient. However, single beat PVC arrhythmias do not usually pose a danger and can be asymptomatic in healthy individuals.1
by Hoochy Mama May 15, 2011
Get the Premature Ventricular Contraction mug.An overwhelming sense of pain, panic, cramping, and cold sweats that sweeps over someone when they are about to have diarrhea...especially if they are forced to hold it longer than they need to.
The feeling comes and goes, but gradually increases in frequency...like when women give birth...but this time you are giving birth to a giant wet shit.
The feeling comes and goes, but gradually increases in frequency...like when women give birth...but this time you are giving birth to a giant wet shit.
Jeff's poo contractions became stronger and more intense as he searched for a clean public bathroom. Thankfully, his sphincter was strong and held back the flow.
by Dooodooo Man March 11, 2008
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