cuntortionist

A woman who uses her vagina or other orifices to hold sway over someone, or provide leverage that situations will play out in her favor.

She is such a cuntortionist. First it was withholding sex from her boyfriend because he didn't stop playing Skyrim the moment she told him to and now she's promising sex if he buys her that ridiculous car she wants.

by Ephemily December 30, 2013

contortionist

people who's bodies are amazingly, crazily flexible. so if you ever see someone twisted in ways that no human could possibly do successfully, they are most likely contortionists.

>"They do it in the washing machine."

>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."

>"Not if they're both contortionists."

by junebuggy January 26, 2009

Cuntoctopus

Someone who gets cunted very often. See cunted

Person One: Dude, You always trippin man

Person Two: I'm a mad cuntoctopus dude

by Cunt Octopus April 16, 2008

contortion

Being able to stretch in unusual positions not ordinary people can achieve; usually performed in circuses.

At the circus I saw contortion

by Igle December 15, 2007

contortionist

Someone who's body seems to be like one large, flexible piece of play-doh. Or made of rubber. Amazing really.

Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.

At the half-time show yesterday, I saw a contortionist stand on one hand, bend her legs back over her head and shoot a bow-and-arrow accurately. It was mind-boggling.

by Adel7 January 3, 2008

contorted

twist or bend out of its normal shape.

James contorted every object around him

by Ray321 January 4, 2016

contort

To twist out of shape

You can contort a piece of metal

by Izzyi234 May 16, 2017