cuntite

elaboration on, or misspronunciation, (usually drunken) of what demure ladies call the 'C'-word (and the rest of us call the cunt-word)

get ou me wya you feckin' cuntite

by roco January 28, 2004

cuntita

a ho that acts like a cunt

my bitch is such a cuntita when all she talks about is her man

by sophia_gwenivere November 13, 2009

Cuntitioner

Feminine twat wash

Summer's eve is a cuntitioner

by Ant.A July 5, 2012

cuntisha

A nickname for when your friend is being a ghetto cunt.

"Umm Cuntisha ever sing you put those hot pink thigh high boots on you've been acting really ghetto and rude :/"

by Twinkb April 10, 2016

cuntishery

This is when someone or something is being cunitsh

You lost your dog, Damn that's cuntishery

by Obama self October 20, 2017

Cuntitude

Measurment scale for the level of Cuntishness a person is able inflict on others.

To confuse matters, any level <1.9 is catagorized in the Arsehole catagory at Level 4 or above

Example ranges are provided below

0.1 - 1.9 Arsehole Level 4 - 6
1.9 - 2.2 Average
2.2 - 3.4 Politician Level 2
3.4 - 4.2 ASBO / Young Offender
4.3 - 5.3 Politician Level 3 & 4

5.4 - 6.5 Politician Level 5
6.6 - 7.8 Serial Killer
7.8 - 9.4 Politician Level 6
9.4 - 10.1 Total Cunt
10.2 - 99.9 Sarah Palin

''that dude is a bit of a cunt, at least 3.2 I'd say''
''what the fuck are you talking about?''
''Cuntitude, quantifying Cuntishness, he's 3.2''
''you're a twat.''
''5.2, cunt.''*

*5.2 may not be an accurate figure, there is a +/- of 3.5 when the cunt and subject are known to one another

by senseofnon December 23, 2010

Cuntitude

The extent to which a person resembles a human vagina in their behaviour.

Sam's cuntitude was off the scale.

The cuntitude in this room is palpable.

by Should be writing an essay... September 25, 2011