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Cuntainer

Kevin wanted to put his lunch into someone's cuntainer.
by mzpinklabel May 2, 2009
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cuntankerous

Bitchedly ill-tempered and quarrelsome.
My girl wouldn't stop bustin' my chops about some pair of panties she found in my back seat. What a cuntankerous hoe.
by JL Patrick April 7, 2008
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Cuntzinger

A tool used to zing a cunt and cause extreme pleasure via the clitoris
Omg he is so hot, he is like a living cuntzinger!
by Smizzlemimps February 26, 2011
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Cuntfederate Flag

Formerly known as the confederate flag or battle flag, it is a flag that represents slavery, treason, white power and ignorance by those who fly it. There are two types of these ignorant people.

The first type fly it because they have learned incorrect history and believe it represents "southern Heritage." Many falling into this type think the civil war was not about slavery, or that it wasn't the main cause; this incorrect history was passed down from their toothless yokel hick incestual ancestors. This type is not very intelligent and can not spell or use a computer because if they could, 15 minutes of research from valid sources would show they are incorrect. This is possibly due to the corruption of the genepool from incestual breeding, but that is only a theory; studies are under way.

The second type fly it because they believe in the cause of white power, and they think the south will "rise again," but most of these folks can't even count to 10 so that isn't going to happen (also possibly due to incestual breeding). One variation of this type that flies the flag also go under cover as the first type and claim "southern heritage" in public (ex. Facebook), but then are the most racist people behind closed doors; the reason why they don't say why they really support the flag is because they are cowards. Although many of this type know the history, because of their ignorance they think it is "cool" when it really just makes them look stupid to anyone with an IQ over 50.
The Cuntfederate Flag represents ignorant white trash.
by SmileySmitty August 9, 2015
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Double ender contender

A two way device used for sexual reasons
Joey & Chubb love their double ender contender
by BZDS PG July 5, 2010
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Cuntinue

To keep coming back for the same pussy because it's so damn good.
She is so great in bed, he decided to cuntinue seeing her.
by Jeff D November 13, 2005
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yolo contendere

Basically a "no contest" plea, but you're not guilty because YOLO!!!

In court, a plea of "Nolo contendere" means that you admit the prosecution has enough evidence to convict you, but don't admit guilt. "YOLO contendere" is similar, except you have the excuse that you did it because YOLO! and should thus be set free.
Judge: You are charged with driving a stolen BMW into a hotel swimming pool while high on narcotics. How does the defendant plead?

Millennial: "I plead YOLO contendere. It was wicked fun."
by UnoriginalHandleWTF April 15, 2020
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