Cuntstable

Police Officer

Evening Cuntstable

by Matty D November 15, 2003

CUNTstable

a police officer who is a spiteful little man. UK slang

"I didn't do nothing wrong CUNTstable"

by Dvar December 28, 2005

cuntballer

One who fists herself regularly.
Insertion of fist into ham wallet periodically.

Jane's hand smells like poon-juice. She must be a cuntballer.

by Douchy Magee April 5, 2007

Coconut Cunthole

Someone who acts as a friend, but really is gathering information to:
a) use against you
b)to use out of context
or
c)to twist into something completely false.

She will always be a coconut cunthole.

by Donimatrix December 17, 2008

cuntbagle

1. When a woman has puffy vagina lips, in such a way that her cunt looks like a toasty bagle.

2. An individual who is a fuckass, dick, tool, prick, bitch, cockbag, douche, or twatwaffle, or any combination of the above.

3. a gross bagle

1. "Dude monica has a cuntbagle and its awesome!!!"

2. Doctor: You have AIDS.
Patient: You're a cuntbagle.

3. I ain't eatin that cuntbagle, its been there for three weeks!

by Ross Mitch July 16, 2007

cuntsaplenty

Plenty of cunts. Also, more than one cunt, or containing the same qualities that cunts posses; in abundance

I went to a rave and there was cuntsaplenty

by Kacey McSkerbington Smith March 14, 2014

Cuntablunt

When you smoke weed out of a pussy

"This lady had the best cuntablunt I've ever had"

by Cuntablunt June 24, 2017