cuntarded

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.

*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.

by yermoom December 13, 2009

cuntrarian

A person who has to take the opposing view point in any discussion in a superior and condescending manner.

He was such a cuntrarian when he disagreed with my argument that Osama bin Laden was a terrorist and fanatic.

by Keggybeer June 14, 2011

Cuntalappa

A chick that likes to lick pussy.

We started calling her Cathy Cuntalappa when she told us she loved pussy.

by doosh laroosh June 26, 2009

cuntdragon

one dragon of a cunt. a bitchy ass bitch that needs to chill the fuck out. one that is so cunty, is is as if everything he or she touches appears to set ablaze.

donald: "did you see shirley rubbin her poon in roger's face at the bar?"
gerald: "yeah, what a fucking cuntdragon!!!"

by allisonisreal January 11, 2010

cuntradiction

when a women does the opposite of what she says she'll do

"im going to town i'll be an hour" 6 hours later she comes home. what a cuntradiction

by reapernok March 6, 2009

Cuntary

the art of being a total Cunt, acting or looking like a Cunt, saying things that make it obvious you are in fact a Cunt,

anything Cuntish like:

doesn't matter what you win, we'll always have "istory" this is Cuntary

by chipthechap December 12, 2009

Cuntraggius Maximus

The highest level of "cuntrag" status. Not to be confused with cuntraggius minoris, someone who is still a cuntrag but not nearly as much as someone who is defined as a CUNTRAGGIUS MAXIMUS.

It will often be shortened to "raggius", especially when in use in public.

Dude, that girl at the bar last night who rejected me was a Cuntraggius Maximus.

by Dr. Clitoris November 1, 2010