cuntathon

When you have to deal with a marathon of cunty women alone or in a group.

1. Dealing with my husbands ex-wife is always a cuntathon.

by pfc. Snowball March 25, 2009

contactless fuck

A term describing sex in the time of COVID.

We used to call it phone sex but now we refer to it as a contactless fuck.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020

body contact

cuddling without the cuddling connotation for the manly men of craigslist casual encounters

Im looking for a chill guy who isnt too experienced and who is young. I wanna watch porn, JO, bj. plus I like body contact. Then just chill at your place and see where things lead to.

by beautyofthebeast May 15, 2010

Cuntastic Voyage

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"

Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"

by FFR09 December 2, 2009

contact orgasm

When your roommate & his/her partner are in the other room having sex, & their orgasms are so screaming loud, you have one just from what you heard

From her room across the hall, Michele heard Teri & Tyrone have such loud orgasms, she had a contact orgasm just from the sound!

by princess wife June 5, 2013

boob contact

The substitute for eye contact when a man is talking to a woman with big breasts.Though he may try to make eye contact, it's often unavoidable to sneak a peek.

Jen: Hey Mike
*Mike makes boob contact*
Mike: oh.. Hey Jen. What's up?
Jen: My eyes, for one thing, you perv.
Mike: Sorry, it's like hypnosis

by freakingname July 14, 2007

sensual eye contact

the act of engaging in intercourse thorough the actions of suggestive stares

oh man dude i gave your sister sensual eye contact and she loved it!

by GordoOoOoOoOoOoO August 27, 2006