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cunt punt the front butt

when a woman has a "front butt" aka fupa which is the fatty vagina/stomach and it looks like she has a butt on the front of her, and someone cunt punts her (a strong swift kick to the cunt). the cunt punt of the front butt if done properly will cause a wave of fat rolls up her stomach. It really is quite a sight to behold.
actual convo: Cunt punt her front butt But u gotta hit the vag part of the vagumic or it’s not a cunt punt in the front butt. if she has a fupa whch is the stomach that hangs down aka Dunlap’s disease (her belly dunlapped over her belt) someone needs the assist by lifting said fupa to cunt punt the front butt
by Twat waffle 1981 March 13, 2018
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two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin

What it means is you're mighty fucking close to an ass whoopin! - BL
You son of a bitch, you are two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin!
by BillyGoatCS January 29, 2018
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frothy cunt

When a woman acts beyond a cunt and is so rude that her vagina is basically frothing with pretentiousness.
Mona: Have you seen how Lauren has been acting lately? She won't shut the fuck up about how her boyfriend is better than my man.

Amy: Just ignore her she's just being a frothy cunt.
by BeyondWisdom December 10, 2018
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perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>
by b4stard November 10, 2005
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entrails ripped from a virgins cunt

The most fucked up song ever written.
By a death metal band called Cannibal Corpse. The former singer Chris Barnes Wrote and sang it. Its featured in Tomb of the Mutilated.
Alive alone now that they've gone dead but unburied
I've seen it unfold, terrible scenes of agony
Eyes in the darkness
Echoing their madness

The sights that have passed before them
Watching as though it has never happened
Now I only listen to what is not spoken

Murder, hatred
Anger, Savage
Killings I have caused
more than can be counted
orgies of sadism
And sexual perversion
Virgin
Tied to my mattress
Legs spread wide
Ruptured bowel, yanked
From her insides
Devirginized with my knife
Internally bleeding
Vagina, secreting
her blood-wet pussy
I am eating
on her guts I am feeding
Mutilated with a machete
I fucked her dead body
The first and last
Your life's only romance
My knife's jammed in your ass
As you die you orgasm

Pass on to the dead
Nerve trembling convulsions
No longer looking human

I never see them, but I know they're there
Locked in my subconcious
Obscene memories I thought I'd forgotten
Haunting unrealities
Tear at me
Hold her arms
Her mouth taped shut
Screams unheard
Out pour her guts

Layers of flesh peeling away
Languish in your own decay
descriptions of my killings
bone chilling

Terror, tear, her
Virgin cunt

Virgins are my victims
Their tight interiors I explore
Sharpened utensils of torture
Now inserted inside of her
Sex organs extracted for eating
On her liver I am gnawing

Forbidden lust for guts
Ripped from her cunt
Tears of blood cry down her thigh

I ram my fist inside her hole
From her crotch piss now flows
Rectum filled with shit
I fucked her emptied body
Until she became stiff


Its actually a good song.
Entrails Ripped from a Virgins Cunt
by stfu!!! April 5, 2009
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frozen cunt

1. A girl who is a merciless bitch in all situations. She is rude, mean, and sarcastic whenever possible, and she makes jokes at others' expense.

2. Also, can be described as one step up from an icy bitch, which is often used playfully among girlfriends.

icy bitch, bitch, mega cunt, cunt
"My new roommate Jill is such a frozen cunt! She is rude to every one and she could care less about how it makes others feel!"

"Oh shut up you frozen cunt, you know I was only joking!"
by ellosquirrel December 9, 2008
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Frowny Cunt

Guys get blue balls, girls get frowny cunt. The vagina may or may not form an actual frown having been denied the satisfaction of penetration.
After all that fooling around, I really wanted to fuck this dude but the asshole decided he was too much of a pussy to finish the job. Left me with a serious case of frowny cunt.
by SirRosie July 27, 2010
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