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cumslinger

Slingshot like object used to fire cum at someone else or to commit suicide. Most of the time another person is present and a game is played similar to that of dodgeball. Most people don't like the "cumslinger patrol" because of the people they bring to justice involving cumslingers. Cumslingers have been illegal in the United States since they have been known to cause instant death to horses and/or small rabbits.
Dude, this one time, I saw a ghost and he shot me with a cumslinger.
by weedsniffer69 January 17, 2008
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Cum Sponge

Another euphemism for slut; a girl who fucks everyone, therefore sucking up everyone's cum like a sponge
Clueless Guy: You're not gonna believe this! I scored with Destiny last night!
Regular Guy: So did like 7 other guys. She's a total cum Sponge, dude.
by AlabamaNibber May 20, 2015
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bumsponge

A sponge, generally used to wipe ones bumhole and often contains fecal matter.

The shit remains on the "bumsponge" for its entire life, similar to bumbaclot but a bit posher
Damian you fucking bumsponge! Give me my money
by Malcom shiddyarse February 28, 2017
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cum sponge

A female who enjoys being ejaculated upon, usually in the facial region.
"Christy is such a cum sponge, she got mad when I came inside her"
by Ron T March 29, 2003
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cumslinger

A slingshot like object used to cattapault sperm that has recently been ejaculated. Most times a woman is present and some sort of game is played similar to the rules of dodgeball. Most people don't like the "cumslinger patrol" which is a group determined to find everyone who has used a cumslinger since they have been illegal in the United States for over 20 years.
Dude, the cumslinger patrol almost caught me the other day, so i shot him a lot.
by weedsniffer69 January 17, 2008
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cuntsponge

The neighbor lady came over to borrow a cuntsponge, but her gash is way larger than mine, and it was suked up into her, she had to use a newspaper.
by Jess November 30, 2003
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cum sponge

a patch of hair on one's chin that prevents dripping ejaculate from staining one's clothing
The gay man's goatee served as an adequate cum sponge during bukake night.
by CQJB November 8, 2008
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