Cumsplotion

When a girl unexpectedly spits a mouthful of jizz all over her man's chest after blowing him, since she didnt know what else to do with it.

Ann, what the fuck? Was that a cumsplotion or are you just throwing the fuck up?

by Mr. Waggy July 19, 2017

cumsplosion

a. While having sexual relations individuals involved simaltaniously orgasm.

b. to cum together

Nick and Beth had a cumsplosion while having sex in the shower that could be heard through out the apartment.

by Teddy H. July 22, 2008

Cumsplotion

When you ejaculate

I was doing it and BAM cumsplotion from no where!

by Ted Collins February 26, 2009

cumsplosion

When a male ejaculates profusely covering everything in the way of his cum shot.

guy #1: I'm gonna need like 50 more rolls of paper towels in that bathroom!

guy #2: What happened?!?!

guy #1: cumsplosion....

by backstreetFORlife September 27, 2009

nuclear cumsplosion

When you ejaculate so hard it destroys everything in a two mile radius.

"Dude, I had such good sex last night I made a nuclear cumsplosion."

by Tecthe (@EagleCheesecake) December 2, 2016

Cumsplooger

1 A computer used almost exclusively for the purpose of porn/hentai. Categorized by being hidden under beds and possibly having light spots that look bleached, the cumsplooger is typically of an older model.

2 The term also refers to a computer so useless you might as well just keep porn images and gifs on it.

1. She refused to give me head, so I had to pull out the 'ol cumsplooger.
2. God that school computer only has a 500 GB hard drive and like 2 GB RAM. What a cumsplooger.

by Anorak24601 February 22, 2017

Complode

when you combust and explode due to anger or something overpowered.

you're playing a video game, (Ark for example) and you get chomped by a Gigantasaurus and you die in one shot and just Complode.

by ravenakane24 January 31, 2021