The art of mazzing/wanking before bed in order to assist with falling asleep. Generally used when you:
-are too high/cooked
-are too frisky from sexting
-generally restless
-cant sleep
-are too high/cooked
-are too frisky from sexting
-generally restless
-cant sleep
Scenario 1:"It's 4 am I just got home, probably gonna need a bit of cumsistance to help me sleep"
Scenario 2: "your noods have got me so frisky I think I'm gonna need a bit of cumsistance to get to sleep"
Scenario 3:
"Ugh I'm so tired but I can't sleep. Better have a maz/wank to help. Get that cumsistance passout"
Scenario 2: "your noods have got me so frisky I think I'm gonna need a bit of cumsistance to get to sleep"
Scenario 3:
"Ugh I'm so tired but I can't sleep. Better have a maz/wank to help. Get that cumsistance passout"
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A relationship status in which the parties involved have sexual intercourse on a regular basis, nothing more and nothing less.
Father. "Son, you should get out of the house and get a steady job."
Twixter son: "Dad, all I really need is a consistent lay."
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A slang word referring to the never ending worth of something. In other words, an adjective meaning "cool", "awesome", or "great" but implying a long-lasting quality. This word began to be used in modern slang in the south-eastern United States in the summer of 2011, predominantly among middle-class African Americans.
*Full back makes a nice block*
Hell yeah! That's where it's at! A consistent block!"
*Two young adults to each other*
"Hey doo, you STILL working that job?"
"Shit mane, yeah. Boss a bitch-ass, but the pay is consistent as hell mane."
Hell yeah! That's where it's at! A consistent block!"
*Two young adults to each other*
"Hey doo, you STILL working that job?"
"Shit mane, yeah. Boss a bitch-ass, but the pay is consistent as hell mane."
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