Cuomover

An embarrassing situation being hidden in an ineffective manner

My husband's explanation that his trip with his secretary was purely business is an obvious cuomover.

by Johm_Cema February 24, 2022

Cum-over

When a male stands perpendicular and cums on another man or woman's head. The cum lands on the recipient's head like a Comb Over.

Last night, John gave me a Cum-over and it went in both of my ears!

by Big Goosey May 29, 2009

cumoter

A hotel TV remote that’s been used for cooter play

The chick from tinder squirted all over the remote now it’s a cumoter

by JRS December 9, 2022

cumversationist

A cumversationist is a guy who likes to talk while you're sucking his dick.

A lot of guys are cumversationists and talk while you're sucking their dick!

by eda-skip October 12, 2021

don't cum over spilled milk

During intercourse the vajayjay wielding party must buttchug 1 pint of whole milk. Following this, the penis wielding party must "milk the cow" , via sucking the milk out of the anal cavity.

Penis Wielder : *drops milk* "OH NO MY MILK!"
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"

*intercourse advents*

by cumsquad January 8, 2023

Cumverage

the act of covering you're sexual partner with semen during ejaculation.

I got so excited having sex with my lady that i left her with some cumverage

by Sl1pStr3am3r September 28, 2014

cumovere

Short hand way of saying "come over here"

babe cumovere lets watch something together.

by CuunCuunLips July 10, 2023