Cumputer

A computer you only use to look up porn

Guy 1: Hey man, why is this keyboard so sticky?

Guy 2: Oh, thats because its my cumputer

by Rofflez March 28, 2009

Crumnut

A Peng Warburtons crumpet with Nutella on top which fills the holes in the crumpet meaning it seeps through to the base of the crum

I love a good crumnut

by Crumnut March 26, 2018

cumputer

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.

husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.

by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006

cumguts

someone who eats cum

hey, what are you doing cumguts

by badcredit January 10, 2009

cumbuttable

when two gay guys were made for one an other.

look at those too guys we should hook them up....they are so cumbuttable....

by magh8 August 25, 2010

Cumnitials

The act of claiming a woman by spewing your initials on her back with your man gravy

Pussy so good I had to leave my cumnitials

by Mr. Nasti November 14, 2018

Cumbutt

Cumbutt is the sticky side effect of the male penis being removed rapidly post ejaculation. If the penis is promptly removed after male ejaculation, and is unprotected, semen will naturally run down from the vagina towards the anus;thus causing so called "Cumbutt".

Male and female in missionary position. Impatient male pulls out, and after ejaculation has his freshly ejaculated semen begin flowing into the females butt cheeks. Female responds "babe, you gave me Cumbutt"

Female-"Sweetheart my ass cheeks are sticky now!"
Male-"Ha, you got cumbutt."

by Wierdfeet987654321 August 12, 2011