cumster diving

When a woman, usually desperate for a baby, takes a used condom out of a trash can and uses its contents to inseminate herself. (read: When one man's trash becomes a woman's treasure.)

1. My man caught me poking a hole in the condom the other night and is withholding sex from me for a while. Once I gain his trust back, I'm giving cumster diving a shot.

2. -Whoa, you have a baby? When did that happen?

- About 9 months after a night of cumster diving.

by levatuldo December 7, 2009

Cumster

A person who sells their body for money

Cumsters are usually found by streetcorners

by Playah8er November 12, 2009

Cumpster Diving

The act of having sex with a well known slut i.e. a cum dumpster

John: I heard you went cumpster diving last night.
Joe: What?
John: Yeah. My mom got back last night from turning tricks and she mentioned your name.

by Masochisticdeath December 26, 2014

cumster

the dumpster that u cum in

person 1: "have u been to the cumster recently??"

person 2: "yeah, i was there earlier today"

by menliker5000 December 28, 2022

cumster

whore, slut, fan of the creampie, prostitute.

oh her, she's a cumster.

by lowbudget September 10, 2004

Cumpster

A person so disguctingly obsessed with cum, that they are practically a dumping place for anyone who needs to get a load off.

She is such a fucking cumpster, i heard 6 guys let go on her chin last night.

by Ted Freddinson April 29, 2009

cummuter

noun. a person, generally a woman, who rides with you to and/or from work and performs oral sex, to make the long drive go by quicker. A good cummuter rarely talks and usually always swallows.

example:

guy #1:Hey dude how was your early morning drive?
guy#2:It was amazing! i got a cummuter and it made the 45 minutes fly by!
guy#1:I told you man, it makes a huge difference!

by ragingpolarbear October 27, 2011