Cumlesterol

Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.

Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?

Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017

cumkettel

Someone who is used just for cumming in.

That bitch is just my personal cumkettel.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

Cumlepted

When you jizz on chicks face and she smiles

Damn gerald i got acne from when you cumlepted

by Chase blackshire September 10, 2020

Russian Cumette

When multiple men ejaculate into a single condom with a small hole in the end. the condom is then used on a female. Who ever's child is born wins.

Fuck bro lets Russian Cumette that local ganger down at the pub.

by BSSSDGAF September 8, 2013

Cumlepted

When you cum on her face

Dammit Harold I have acne from when you cumlepted me

by Cumlepted September 10, 2020

Cumlepted

When you cum on her face

Damb it Harold I have acne from when you cumlepted me

by Cumlepted September 10, 2020

cumlotte

that one porn video where it includes the coffee that's a little bit off.

John: Hey what's in this coffee?

Mark: ... It's a cumlotte
John: Mark what the fuck.

by somethingsomethinghehe July 23, 2022