cumfused

Feeling disoriented, light-headed, and generally stupid after having an orgasm.

I was so cumfused when I got up that I walked into a wall.

by thelivingbarbie January 9, 2009

Cumfused

When your confused but still sexually aroused

This video is really kinky, it's making me cumfused.

by TheLunchGoblin August 5, 2017

Cumfused

When a gentleman is not sure if he likes a man's cum or a woman's cum.

A person can also be cumfusing if they act strange in that, they claim they are straight but act in certain homosexual manners, Eg) weak wrists, girlish stance, and slight/ strong lisp.

As I left the co-ed orgy, I found myself wondering which sex, male or female, I liked better during the festivities of orgy. I must be cumfused.

by BoogiedownBLLLAkke April 13, 2010

Cumfusion

The feeling after you do something you’d never normally do, simply because you were too horny to think straight.

Harold's cumfusion set in quickly after realizing he may have developed an adult diaper fetish.

by tblop November 19, 2017

Cumfusion

The shocked and surprised look they get when you cum in their mouth without warning.

She didn't text me back after I left her in a state of cumfusion.

by NinjaHammer July 8, 2022

Cumfused

Extreme disorientation associated with ejaculation.

Jenna: "So...how'd last night go?!..."
Christie: "It was good...really good, I think I blacked out...?"
Jenna: "You think, what do you mean you weren't even drinking?"
Christie: "Well...I came so hard I forgot where I was or what I was doing, I was so cumfused..."
Jenna: "Whoa...that's cool..."
Christie: "It was cool...it was really cool."

by rat_prince August 25, 2014

Cumfusion

When you have cum on your face and don’t know what to do.

My baby daddy put me in cumfusion

by Cumfusion May 19, 2021