cumfort

To comfort an emotional girl with a good round of love-making.

Janis was crying for hours after she bombed her physics midterm, so I cumforted her with my giant cock.

by brain brain May 29, 2009

non-comforter

an unclean comforter

the non-comforter had cigarette burns, bed bugs, and unknown stains

by Gravy train August 1, 2012

cumcopter

At the point of intercourse where the male has an orgasm, he pulls out and spins his body in such a way to make the penis whirl around like a helicopter blade; therefore disseminating his semen throughout the area.

"Just when I thought he was done, Tommy pulled out and did a cumcopter and splatted his cum all over my walls"

by ledirious August 10, 2016

Cumpooter

1. Poor spelling of the word computer
2 When after anal sex a man ejaculates into his partners asshole and his partner lets out a giant fart that sprays the semen everywhere

1. Person 1: d00d i wish mah cumpooter was faster

Person 2: it computer dipshit
2. Man i love it when Steve and I make a cumpooter but the clean up is just terrible.

by PolPots September 16, 2011

comforter

Bedding/blanket comprised of two layers of cloth, filled with stuffing of some kind, and sewn together. Filling can be down, which is warm, luxurious, lightweight, and warm.

It was cold last night, so I got out the comforter

by michael November 11, 2003

Comforter in the Dryer

When you go from vaginal sex to anal sex.

Last night she finally let me put the comforter in the dryer.

by The Thwacker January 13, 2016

Eating her comforter

When a guy is eating a girls pussy and gets her pubic hairs in his mouth and swallows them he is eating her comforter.

Dude, Kolby was so hungry and horny last night, he was in allisons bed and ended up eating her comforter.

by Justin Harrison Fong October 24, 2005