Cumboating

The act of ejaculating onto a non porous surface (such as PVC mattress cover) and then sliding around on it.

Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.

by RobRum January 5, 2009

Cumjob

A sex act; After a cumslut takes a load in the mouth and immediately uses it as lubricant for another blowjob

Synonym for the phrase “sloppy second blowjob”

Kirsten scott has the best cumjob scene for spermmania!

After I came in her mouth she gave my friend a cumjob

by CCS Enthusiast November 22, 2021

cumbolt

a fast pace ejaculation

''I shot a cumbolt in her eye''

by legalus January 5, 2008

Cum Bob Squirt Pants

Verb; When you ejaculate all over a yellow sponge for weeks. Then, as your having sex with someone and about to cum, you grab the sponge and ring it out on her face.

"Damn dude! Did you really Cum Bob Squirt Pants that bitch?!" "Yea man, she got a bigger load than she anticipated for.

by Jonny-Tann November 13, 2013

electronical-combobulation

A combination of a whole lot of electronic shit, usually in a hectic and chaotic manner. It could be something complex like the control panel of an aircraft or something as simple as a personal computer (depending on the intelligence of the individual using the word).

"For the Love of God, this box is a damn electronical-combobulation".

by alliance psi April 14, 2010

Cumbodia

Cambodia but spelled wrong on purpose

Cambodian guy: hey have you been to Cambodia
Girl1: Yes, I would go to cumbodia again.
Cambodian guy: ah jm

by Lilbro101 October 15, 2023

Cumboarding

The act of shooting an overabundant amount of spermatic discharge on a hooker's face so that she thinks she's drowning.

The bitch started gagging like a fiend as I was cumboarding her; and then when realized she wasn't dead, she charged me an extra $20 bucks.

by MiTaiSter September 19, 2009