cumcatcher

See whore. A woman who will put out every time. A lame fuck in bed. An easy biatch.

Shirley was a low down cumcatcher. She fucked the entire fraternity.

by pkjones_homie April 9, 2003

Cumcatcher

A tattoo on the asscrack of a woman.

Checkout the cumcatcher on her.

by Shane La January 18, 2008

cumbath

The worst level of humanity you can think of. If you are classified as a "cumbath," then don't expect to find a high paying job, an attractive wife, or any amount of happiness in your life. Your only hope is to be covered in the wonderful biological man-substance known as "cum." You'll be poor and probably sell pencils in a little tin cup, but you will be always warm due to the eternal baths of creamy ball butter that is expunged upon your corpulence. Enjoy it, you douchebag, or should I say, "cumbath."

God dammit, Subin and Screech are such monstrous cumbaths. They just watch Seinfeld and eat Japanese food. Bunch of cumbaths!!"

by Litterbean December 28, 2005

cumcatcher

Facial hair growing on a man's chin.

You may call it a goatee, but i think its a cumcatcher.

by phil November 14, 2003

El Cumbanchero

The Manly Cucumber.
It's from a song about a manly cucumber.

Dude, after 10 Red Bulls, I feel like El Cumbanchero!

by RoxtaMon October 29, 2012

Cumpatch

When you cum on the eye socket of a one-eyed bitch, and put a patch on her so the fluids don't spill until it solidifies.

I cumpatched that one-eyed bitch last night.

by Ponter March 3, 2020