Cock Crematorium

When you put hot hands or something similar on your freezing cold penis.

My penis was so cold I had to the cock crematorium to warm it up

by HughMongusCo February 14, 2022

The Comatorium

A complete shithole of a forum, originally intended for fans of The Mars Volta but now overrun by rich white kids from the American suburbs. Notably one of the only forums that has a constant civil war going on (Main forum fanboys against Drunkship imbeciles). Many blame this on the fact that all the aforementioned rich kids think they are either black (because they call their albino friends "homies" and enjoy fried chicken) or highly evolved progressive experimental musicians (because they can fart into a delay pedal).

Browsing the Comatorium is more painful than a 12-hour rim ripper.

by Theory Plz Confirm August 22, 2008

The Comatorium

A badass web forum specifically for fans of the band The Mars Volta. Has many sections, including one for At the Drive-in, which was 3 members of The Mars Volta's previous band.

"Where did you get that badass picture of The Mars Volta?"
"The Comatorium, duh!"

by Ka October 17, 2005

Cumatorian

Someone that follows the cuma diet, which is a strict diet where you only eat bodily fluids, especially cum.

My friend may seem like a hoe, but that's her diet. She needs men because she's a cumatorian.

by mochiismol_ April 27, 2019

Cock Crematorium

When you put hot hand or something similar on your cold dick

It was so cold I had to use the cock crematorium to warm up my freezing cold dick

by HughMongusCo February 18, 2022

cubatorium

Office space full of cubicles

There are a lot of people at desks here in this cubatorium.

by BlueMT October 6, 2011

cumtorum

A frothy mixture of cum and blood.

I run to the bathroom and piss out cumtorum while holding in my desire to scream at 4am in the middle of the night, with my cousin in the same bed.

by cavecakes November 30, 2011