cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: you're a cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt!
Person 2: speachless.

by JWILLY234567 October 23, 2013

rainbow dash cum jar

the rainbow dash cum jar is a reddit post that depicts a rainbow dash figurine submerged in a mason jar full of cum. the owner of the jar would frequently update the posts and show the cum that has been added. the jar was later accidentally boiled over a space heater, turning the liquid brown.

“have you heard of the rainbow dash cum jar?”

by epic bruh moment February 28, 2020

Cumfard

Cumfard: one of discords biggest pedophile rings (they send lots of gay porn)

Cumfard: a term for the biggest pedophile ring on discord
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by EpicMannn December 27, 2021

Cum Jar

A Jar or bottle of cum that is stored and filled up over a long amount of time to then be used to pour over someone else or a figure a girl from anime.

Ladies and gentlemen i would like to introduce you to my Cum Jar...I have waited my entire life for this! *makes orgasm noises while squirting cum out of jar*

by TheExplodingEevee October 2, 2017

Cumbargo

When one is denied of ejaculation.

Charlotte gave her lover a cumbargo for three days before he fucked her brains out.

cumbargoed cumbanned

by NoBush January 9, 2018

cumgargoyle

Coined circa 2005 by Peter "scat" Erwin, cumgargoyle loosely refers to a promiscuous, and usually, not particularly attrative woman (see gunt) who, in a failed attempt to satisfy her semen releasing companion (beastiality not excluded), chokes on the aformentioned semen and spits it out, gargoyle style.

"Janet is a real cumgargoyle."
(Peter Erwin 2008)

by farha1 January 12, 2009

anal cumdart

When someone has to much anal sex and the cum hardens in there butthole until it is forced out when the person takes a crap.

Joe-did u get lucky last night
Beth- yeahh but i totally didnt exspect the anal cumdart i got this morning

by aRi`` August 11, 2006