Cum Punch

A 'Cum Punch' is when a man ejaculates into his hand, clenches his fist so the spunk dribbles out between his knuckles, and then continues to punch someone with said clenched fist.

Man 1 - "Deidre was really annoying me the other night"

Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"

Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"

by Lord Dangleballs May 26, 2018

Cum Punk

a edgy/emo person that has a strange obsession with cum!

my friend burned his house down and then proceeded to get a lot (and when i say a lot i mean a lot) of cum on them, he is a cum punk!

by Cum Punk69 January 19, 2024

cumpunt

The act of a man ejaculating on a foot (typically their own, though other's feet shouldn't be excluded. The person who was ejaculated on then kicks someone in the face.

Tom came on Jill's foot, Jill then kicked Tom in the face. Tom got cumpunted.

by Kylock February 6, 2008

Cumpunch

1. To Brutally Assult someone using a single attack to their face with a closed fist.
2. To Sexually Assult someone in a manner where after they have been given a facial you smack them across the mouth.

1. Woah! after Dan told Kaitlin she was p.m.s'ing she cumpuched him.
2. Kaitlin:Dan why did u cumpunch me
Dan: 'Cause u a Stupid Ho.

by Eric Hamm September 22, 2008

cumpuntionary

A person who lacks doing work

April is acting like she is cumpuntionary

by Negus King May 24, 2018

Cumpungilate

Cumpungilate is when she's working one of her 3. Holes trying to coax the cum outta ya balls

Damm Chester that bitch can cumpungilate on my cock all night

by Bills rv service August 8, 2019