Culinary Institute of America

(noun; place) a drinking school with a cooking/baking problem

"last weekend at the Culinary Institute of America I drank a handle of jack daniels then made some bomb ass foie gras pate!"

by DoughHoe November 13, 2011

Clain't

The fake clit created by the Dr. Frankenstein butchers who perform "bottom-surgery" on MTF TIMS or transwomen. Usually necrotizes and falls off within a few weeks. Of course not even a gynecologist could possibly distinguish the clain't from the real thing--provided they are blind, deaf, have no sense of smell, and never get within six feet of the thing. Jessica Yaniv lost his in record time.

Jessica: "Oh my god, I can't find my clain't. I must have knocked it off fapping furiously whilst stuck in the bathtub!"
Fire department: "Do not ever call us again."

by Louis XXV November 23, 2021

Cullinane’s Gambit

The act of disregarding one’s progress in the game of Wordle and attempting a random word to fill in the blanks.

I used the Cullinane’s Gambit today and it paid off.

by Mad Hazzer April 26, 2022

culinal

Referring to a person with culinary skills.

Look at you getting culinal in the kitchen!
I would describe myself as a culinal person

by Annabelle S March 13, 2007

Culinary Opportunist

An ethical omnivore, the culinary opportunist takes advantage of whatever good eats are at hand, at the farmer's market, at the local restaurant/diner/ cafe/bistro. They are true to no particular fad, food type or ethnic cuisine. They are adventurous with curious palates, willing to try whatever is presented to them.

Walking through chinatown on a Sunday, the culinary opportunist felt the pull of the dim sum brunch.

by CulinaryOpportunist September 15, 2011

Culann

Anyone born with the name Culann is automatically an absolute badass. Probably wears a leather jacket, rides a motorcycle and gets all the ladies. A Culann always has the biggest balls and will stand up to any challenge or dare, no matter how crazy. Culanns are also loyal and compassionate friends who would do anything for their mates, like walking them home even when it’s cold and dark or going out of their way to do someone a solid. Culanns also have an amazing edgy sense of humor that could draw anyone in, and a taste of music like no other, only listening to the best of the best.

“Hey, did you see Culann do that mad dare last night at the party?”
“Fuck yeah man, Culann’s a legend.”

by Yeetusfeetusdeletus August 11, 2018

Culinoia

A feeling of suspicion or anxiety surrounding the outcome of a new recipe.

I felt severe culinoia while making flan for the first time.

by c0re0psis December 11, 2018