cuckeyes

A misrepresented shoe on a nut

His shoes were cuckeyes

by BadgerGal October 24, 2019

cunkey

A sphynx cat, as seen in Austin Powers. They're weirdass lil' critters, which I find particularly similar to small monkeys. So cat + monkey = cunkey. You love it.

"This is a song, for the sad man, the cunkey man, the sad man cunkey."

by Herr Heilster May 30, 2006