collar and cuffs don't match

A woman who has died her hair, usually blonde. The expression refers to her head hair and pubic hair having different colours. Also known as an airplane blonde

Is she a real blonde? No, her collar and cuffs don't match. I checked.

by phreddyport June 29, 2013

kitty cuffs

tames the pussy. Linked by a chain and intended to keep the kitty secure until Keys can get the kitty off. two little cuffs. or a little cuff for the kitty and a big one that's attached to the guy and connects to the kitty. popularized in the '70s by Steve Martin.

"Anybody have any kitty cuffs? Either two little ones, to go around the little paws... or a big one that's attached to me and then connects to the cat. I found out my cat was embezzling from me, so I've gotta get a little pair... of kitty handcuffs, so... Well, I found out that when I'm away, she goes to the mailbox, picks up the checks, take them down to the bank and cashes them. The way I caught her, I went out to her little house, where she sleeps at night, and there was like $3,000 worth of cat toys out there. And you can't return them, because they have spit all over them.. I don't know where she is now, I guess she went out to Catalina, or something like that, I don't know... She bought a catamaran... She got it out of a catalog... This is a catastrophe!"
- Steve Martin

by nobodyhuhhuh July 11, 2009

Chinese Penis Cuffs

Mainly the same as the word "DOCKING". Sticking the head of your penis into another mans foreskin making contact and Docking eachothers meat helmets.

"Hey tom, im bored". "Me too, lets try making chinese penis cuffs, that was pretty fun and pleasent last time". "OK!"

by TBONENYC March 25, 2010

tramp cuffs

tattoo on the wrist. simple, scripted word or short phrase. comes with a deep back story.

derek: is the wrist tat the new lower back tat?
jack: apparently yes
jack: tramp cuffs
derek: haha
jack: i'm totally going to urbandictionary that right now

by jaybeedashlong September 14, 2010

collars and cuffs

Ladies head and pubic hair

"There's another bottle blond. I bet her collars and cuffs don't match"

by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

hand cuffs

something people use as toys to make sex more intresting

'Dude, Stacy used hand cuffs on me last night"
"word"

by xx_love_me_xx September 11, 2008

liberty cuffs

Embroidered, often ornate strips of cloth sewn into the cuffs of Navy dress blues uniforms and worn when on liberty with the cuffs buttoned backward to expose the embroidery. Often oriental in origin and theme--many of them display dragons.

If Shore Patrol catches you with your liberty cuffs visible, you can be put on report for being out of uniform. I have never met anyone put on report for this infraction.

by Joe Bix December 11, 2011